all of a sudden my wife listens to it every morning on the way to work at the u.s. capitol. i'm in california and i get a phone call at 6:00 in the morning california time and i pick up the phone and missy elliott is reaching into your house. i'm like what? apparently they sent one of the comic guys on the show. he read my books and said if anyone out there no brad meltzer? i know his book and i want to find out where he lives. of course washington is filled with ethical people. every contractor who ever worked in our house calls and gives her address. my wife gets a phone call that they're breaking into your house. she's at work, i'm at home. i call into the station and i can hear when they put you on hold coming you can hear what's being said. i hear i met meltzer's window. got a pretty okay tv, not that nice. and like they really are at our house. so the woman comes on the phone and she says how do we know what you? out of the heart of paris to you. what color carpet you have? i explained it. it's him, it's hidden. does log over a decade ago. the elliot is here tonight. [